Being a hot girl is hard work. For one thing, you can never show up early. In fact, you always need to show up late and leave early. You need to make yourself scarce. Hot girls can only party half as much as other girls. What kind of life is that?
You need other hot girls to hang out with so you gotta find girls who you not only get along with, but are also equally as hot. Guys think they have a hard time finding a hot girl with a good personality, imagine trying to find that from someone who views you as competition?
Hot girls can never be seen alone. They always need to show up with someone, or at the very least call their friends fifteen times in a night to make sure someone is already there. Worse yet, they need to drive exorbitant amounts of miles to pick up their other hot friend so they can arrive together.
Hot girls always have to deal with weird men wanting to talk to them. All the nice shy good guys they want are too shy to talk to them. So what happens is only weird creepy guys talk to them. They can never be alone in a party because they’ll get stuck talking to the freaky hippy guy with stink breath. Imagine always being forced to talk to Aunty Listerine-breath at every party you go to; that sucks.
Hot girls have stalkers. Every guy they talk to is a potential new stalker. Have you ever had a stalker? It sucks. Being worried that every new guy you meet could be a stalker is a shitty life.
All guys want to bone a hot girl. Nobody is interested in a hot girl’s mind. Every guy a hot girl talks to just wants to get into her pants. Think this is fun? Try talking to a bunch of drunk single women 30-40 years older than you. It ain’t fun.
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