Lording the Line

On Friday, I did something I haven’t done in nearly a year: stood in line at a club.


Why standing in line outside a club is better than being in the club:

It’s not nearly as hot out here.

I can hear the music just fine

I can talk to my friends without yelling.

There are just as many empty seats out here as there are in there.

Like I'm going to dance when I get inside? Hahahahah

I can smoke, if I wanted to that is.

I can watch drunk girls stumble out and laugh when their skirts flip up over their heads.

I can talk to the girls in front and behind me without having to walk anywhere.

Fights outside are so much better than the fights inside.

Lights: the anti-weapon for “good looking in the dark girls”