Thursday, December 4, 2008

The Bandwagon Fan Test


The bandwagon test for College teams:

Step 1. Have you attended the school in question? If "yes," you are not a bandwagon fan. If "no," proceed to step 2

Step 2. Is the school in question the nearest Division 1 school to a place where you have lived? If "yes," you are not a bandwagon fan. If "no," proceed to step 3

Step 3. Do you or does a member of your immediate family derive a substantial portion of his or her income from the school in question? If "yes," you are not a bandwagon fan. If "no," proceed to step 4.

Step 4. Do you or does a member of your immediate family donate more than $500 a year or more than 40 hours a year to the school's athletic program (attending games does not count as hours nor does purchasing $500 of officially licensed products)? If "yes," you are not a bandwagon fan. If "no," you are a bandwagon fan.

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