Twilight

I can’t, for the life of me, figure out why Twilight is so damn popular.

Kristen Stewart is easy on the eyes, but why does this story have such a fanatical following?

Also, I really can’t see why Robert Pattinson is, in the words of the two girls sitting behind me, “OMG-super-hot.” I kinda do admire how he as a three-mile stare like the guy in Prison Break, but you girls know he’s not really a vampire, right?

I guess I can use this if I ever need to talk to a tween-ager girl.