My ex-girlfriend Facebook friend collection is nearly complete. Yes, nearly every single ex-girlfriend of mine is now my “friend” on Facebook. What kind of madness is this?!!??!!?
Now don’t go thinking I created this tornado of chaos, no I just sat by and let it happen.
Let’s rewind: hardly a week goes by where at least four people want to be my facebook-friend. Fortunately, I actually know all of these people; it just so happens that everyone and their ex-girlfriend is joining “the book.”
Slowly, I happened to get requests from my Ex’s and being the nice guy I am, I approve their requests. Interestingly, they conveniently seem to be “in a relationship” AND they have a picture of their boyfriend in their picture. Fascinating. Are they as hot as me? Who cares?!
A few days ago, I looked at my friends and then realized, wow, I think I almost have a complete ex collection. So I search for the last one—not surprisingly she’s on—and I send her a friend request. She has yet to respond.
Facebook is madness, I like the “underground” of myspace soooo much
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